Saturday, December 22, 2007

Friday, December 21, 2007

Candy is dandy...

I love this little case!

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

A Night of Delicious Erotica

Here are some luscious photos from book release party for Sex and Candy: 22 Succulent Stories (Pretty Things Press) edited by Rachel Kramer Bussel, held December 14 at Pete's Candy Store.

Editor Rachel Kramer Bussel, host and Sex and Candy contributor Jen Dziura, and Molly Crabapple look good enough to eat.

Keavy MacPherson Landreth of Kumquat Cupcakery made all 144 mini cupcakes in six different flavors, including peanut butter frosting with chocolate cake!

Tables were strewn with all kinds of candy and attendees munched on mini cupcakes. Jen Dziura, Tsaurah Litzky and Rachel Kramer Bussel all read from the book—respectively, "The Fat Box" (about some well-placed Twizzlers) by Jen Dziura, "Old-Fashioned Fudge" by Tsaurah, and Rachel read from Stan Kent's "Cupcake," in which the narrator actually has sex with (a la American Pie) a cupcake. Jen did erotic Mad Libs with some of the stories, having the audience call our appropriate (or totally random) responses, producing some hilarious results, and we gave away prizes including furry handcuffs and bondage tape.

Watch the action live on Fleshbot!

Monday, December 17, 2007

Looks good enough to eat

This baby blue and pink glitter cupcake necklace is the perfect accessory to wear while reading Sex & Candy!

Sunday, December 16, 2007

No, I'm Not Sharing

This candy is all for me!

Friday, December 14, 2007

Book party tonight - celebrate Sex and Candy!

Tonight is the book party for Sex and Candy: 22 Succulent Stories. We'll have six kinds of FREE cupcakes on hand from Kumqat Cupcakery, plus plenty of candy, sexy storytelling, erotic Mad Libs, and more! Co-hosted with Sex and Candy contributor Jen Dziura, at Pete's Candy Store, 709 Lorimer Street, Wiliamsburg, Brooklyn, 7-9, December 14th, FREE, 21+.

These are the SIX kinds of awesome cupcakes that Kumquat Cupcakery is making:

-Chocolate Peanut Butter Cupcakes (chocolate cupcake with peanut butter filling and a chocolate ganache frosting)
-Chocolate Cupcakes with Peppermint Swirl Frosting
-Chocolate Cupcakes with Marshmallow Center and Chocolate Ganache Frosting
-Vanilla Cupcake with Vanilla Frosting (classic and oh so yummy)
-Vanilla Cupcakes with Raspberry Frosting
-Vanilla Cupcakes with Cherry Center (oh la la) and Vanilla Frosting

Here's a photo of some of Kumquat's past yumminess:

New time, 7 pm, December 14, for Sex and Candy party

Also! I know Amazon has been crazy slow in getting the book listed as available, so...if you really want a copy ASAP, you can Paypal me $15 for a signed copy, first class shipping, to rachelkb at and make sure you say it's for Sex and Candy and give your mailing address. I'll get it out right away. Offer good through December 29th (I may be away after that). US only. And if you want it signed to a specific person, just let me know. Happy, Yummy, Sexy Reading!

And here's the table of contents and my intro:

Foreword by Shar Rednour
Introduction: Sugar Rush by Rachel Kramer Bussel

Six Layers of Sweetness by Donna George Storey
Turkish Delight by L. Elise Bland
Cinnamon Secrets by Radclyffe
TimeReleaseDessert by SékouWrites
Phone, Sex, Chocolate by Catherine Lundoff
Old-Fashioned Fudge by Tsaurah Litzky
Mulled Wine by Dominic Santi
Sugar on Snow by Sacchi Green
Just Like Candy by Michele Zipp
Forbidden Fruit and Honey by Salome Wilde
Other Girls by R. Gay
Cling by Tenille Brown
Banana Afternoon by Jolene Hui
Sugar Mama by Rachel Kramer Bussel
Green Chili Chocolate by Bianca James
Rosehips Are Red by Cheyenne Blue
Kneading by Shanna Germain
Peppermint Delight by Michelle Houston
The Fat Box by Jen Dziura
Window Shopping by S. Lynn Taylor
Two Scoops of Gelato by Sage Vivant
Cupcake by Stan Kent

What's sweet, sensual, arousing and guaranteed to have you coming back for more? Sex and Candy: 22 Succulent Stories, the latest erotica collection from Rachel Kramer Bussel! Starting with Six Layers of Sweetness, Sex and Candy takes you on a tour through Turkish Delight, Green Chili Chocolate, and Old-Fashioned Fudge, then lets you savor Peppermint Delight, Two Scoops of Gelato, some well-placed Twizzlers, and, of course, cupcakes. These stories will make your mouth water and the rest of your body scream for release. Feast your eyes on this delicious dessert anthology, featuring a revealing foreword by Shar Rednour, co-producer of the sugar-fueled porno Hard Love and How to Fuck in High Heels, along with stories by acclaimed erotic writers including Shanna Germain, L. Elise Bland, Tsaurah Litzky, Donna George Storey, Michele Zipp, and Stan Kent. By the end, you'll be licking your lips and searching your cupboards and bedroom for a sweet snack of your very own.

Sugar Rush
by Rachel Kramer Bussel

Sweet. Creamy. Gooey. Luscious. If you ask me, sex and candy have a lot in common. Both can make us lose our minds a little, getting into a frenzy where all we care about is tasting it, swallowing it, having it that very moment. Sex and candy make us reckless, wanton, hungry, horny. As Michele Zipp puts it, “The desire for candy as a child is like the lust for sex as an adult. It’s craved, it satiates, it even calms.” For me, quite often, sugar makes me ravenous for someone else to share its sweetness with, or at least, makes me want to lick someone else after I’ve gotten done licking the frosting off a cupcake, savoring a Kit Kat or Nestle Crunch, or devouring a smooth soft-serve ice cream cone on a blazingly hot day.

When publisher Alison Tyler asked me if I’d like to make my dream of a sugar erotica collection come true, I was actually sitting in my favorite bakery, sugar Sweet sunshine, on Manhattan’s Lower East Side, enjoying a delicious vanilla cupcake. I often go there on weekends to write and people watch, and sometimes I don’t even need to sample their delicious treats to absorb the thrill of being surrounded by sugar (though I do often satisfy my craving for a cupcake or slice of crumbly, cinnamon-and-sugar-emblazoned coffee cake). The air simply sings with it, and I think that’s the reason I’ve witnessed many people heading there while on a date.

Sugar is sensual, and when we indulge in it, we really do indulge. I’ve never been one for raisins in my salad or pears in my main course; I firmly believe that dessert is for dessert. I like to take my time when I eat sweets, giving them the proper attention they deserve, kindof like sex. I don’t love quickies because I’d rather roll around in bed all day, or for as long as I can, going back for more and more and more. I like to savor a mouthful of ice cream, letting the creamy goodness slide along my tongue and down my throat. I like to suck on candy canes for as long as I can, savoring that sweetly spicy taste. I love dipping my finger into a bowl of cookie dough batter, tasting the tang of salt and sugar and the occasional chocolate chip. And, surprise surprise, all of these treats make my whole body ache. When I’m alone, indulging my sweet tooth, I always long for a lover to come and kiss his way down my back, his tongue making me melt just like the sugar disappears on my tongue. I long for a gorgeous woman to part my legs and lick me to ecstasy as the sugar soars in my bloodstream. A surefire way to make me melt is to bake for me or simply offer me a sweet treat, preferably consumed directly from your fingertips. Maybe it’s because I have a decided oral fixation, but I’m certainly glad I’m not the only one.

In the scrumptious stories collected in this book, you’ll read about everything from Turkish Delight to cinnamon rolls, pudding to cotton candy, taffy to Twizzlers. These tales are funny and quirky, sensual and tasty. Some are the equivalent of slowly savoring a lollipop or peppermint stick, sucking and sucking until your tongue turns colors. Others are the kind you want to gobble down immediatelyæthe candy bar that you can’t wait until you get home to try, or the ice cream of SékouWrites’s “TimeReleaseDessert,” melting before you’ve had a chance to truly savor it, making you need to eat it in a hurry.

The authors here have gone all out in their quest to show you just how much pleasure can be wrung out of some “Old Fashioned Fudge.” They take you all the way to Italy for some delicious gelato and to New York for some of Magnolia Bakery’s famed cupcakesæbut Stan Kent’s story would’ve been way too racy for Sex and the City. I can guarantee that you’ll never look at a luscious, shiny candy apple in quite the same way after reading Radclyffe’s sizzling “Cinnamon Secrets.” Sacchi Green’s protagonist in “Sugar on Snow” gets asked a vexing question: “Which would you prefer, ravishment or eating?” But these lusty guys and girls know that you can have your dessert and get eaten tooæin fact, they excel at wooing their lovers with sugary delights.

Donna George Storey opens Sex and Candy unfolding “Six Layers of Sweetness” that will arouse and move you, making you yearn to peel back the layers of your desireæand to ask her to make you a Venetian. Then enjoy the guided tour through all manner of candy, baked goods, chocolate, and a few surprises, concluding with my personal favorite, the cupcake, which appears twice, in Jolene Hui’s “Banana Afternoon” and Stan Kent’s closer entitled, simply “Cupcake.” The word itself a naughty double entendre (if you’ve ever said to someone, “I’d like to taste your cupcakes,” you’ll immediately see what I mean).

To me, sex and candy are two of life’s most perfect delights. Combining them, whether you’re feeding your lover a bit of brownie, getting beaten with a big lollipop, licking ice cream off someone’s chest, smearing frosting all over yourself, or teasing someone by sucking suggestively on a popsicle, can truly make your head spin.

I suggest settling down with some of your favorite candy or sweets, whatever they may beæthis is a book meant to both satisfy and whet your appetites, and I’m pretty sure you’ll finish each story even hungrier, and hornier, than you were when you started.

Rachel Kramer Bussel

Thursday, December 13, 2007

Lollipop Lip Gloss!

Sex up your lips with lollipop lip gloss from Hard Candy!

Sunday, December 9, 2007


Candy Ohhh!

purple hum, assorted cards
razor lights you'll bring
and all to prove you're on the move
and vanishing

—The Cars

Saturday, December 8, 2007

Yummy Rainbow Candy Sprinkles

Do you like the sprinkles best?

Pink As the Bing on Your Cherry

Tootsie Roll "Bling"

If you love Tootsies, then this is the perfect necklace for you!

You're Invited!

Counting Licks...

I never could answer the riddle, but I always loved to count the licks! Store your pops in this divine candy dish!

Thursday, December 6, 2007

Crazy Way He Thrills Me

Candy for the Bath

If you're like me, you just can't get enough licorice! So why not try this juicy cherry-scented licorice soap?

Cupcakes Take the Cake!

Wear this cupcake necklace while reading Stan Kent's delicious cupcake-themed story in Sex & Candy.

From Cupcake by Stan Kent.

I couldn’t help but notice that Lizzie put the camera down safely out of my reach. I would have loved to have pictures of her eating away at my bulbous pink cupcaked cock, but I’d have to settle for the memories as she steadied the slick shaft in her hands and nibbled away at the pink frosting and the cake, working her way around the head as she stroked my shaft. Accompanying her nibbling was a delightful series of slurps, moans and pronouncements of how good I tasted as she masturbated my cupcaked cock into her mouth.

Wednesday, December 5, 2007

Candy Apple Cool

From Cinnamon Secrets by Radclyffe:

Our lips met, the candy apple joining us, and we both sucked on it. My head was getting light from not breathing, and the steady rush of blood into my clit was making it ache. I could feel her nipples like small stones crushed against mine. Finally I bit through my half and she sucked the other part into her mouth. I swallowed it fast; so did she. And then our mouths were fused again, free of everything but the taste of cinnamon and sex.

You Can Keep Your Candy... this yummy change purse!

Tuesday, December 4, 2007

Sex and Candy bracelet

Oooh, I want this!

Saturday, December 1, 2007

A Cherry on Top

I honestly have no idea what I was searching for when I came up on this sculpture. But it's the sweetest Claes Oldenburg I've ever seen. A reason to visit Minneapolis—that's for sure!

Friday, November 30, 2007

Naughty Candy

This X-rated gift is perfect for that extra naughty person. Contains Adult Sex Candies (Edible Thong Panties, Flavored Condoms, Assorted Female and Male Gummi Pops, Gummi Handcuffs and Candy Lube); plus related fun (with a pun) candy: Big Hunk, Blow Pops, Candy Cigs, Candy Lipstick, Long Boys, Red Hots, Slap Sticks, Bit-o-Honey, Atomic Fire Balls, Hot Lips Mints & Wax Lips!

Oh, yes. I love "Fun with a Pun" candy. Don't you?

Thursday, November 29, 2007

Bow Wow Wow

Candy Darling

I hope the seller has more than one, because this Candy's mine.

Monday, November 26, 2007


The candy g-string is divine, but you might also like to lick a candy cock ring!

Saturday, November 24, 2007

I Want Candy

If you want candy, too, you can preorder Sex and Candy on Amazon!

Go to see him when the sun goes down
Ain't no finer boy in town
You're my guy, just what the doctor ordered
So sweet, you make my mouth water

—Bow Wow Wow

Friday, November 23, 2007

I Want a Sugar Daddy

I want a Sugar Daddy, but you might prefer a Kiss.

but ooh YOUR KISSES thrill ME

—Jackson 5

Thursday, November 22, 2007

Candy, You Were So Fine

The Best Candy

Is it true? You tell me.
You can get yours here.

Pour some sugar on me
Ooh, in the name of love
Pour some sugar on me

—Def Leppard

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

How Many Licks?

I can't wait to wear mine in public! You can get yours here.

And then there she was
Like double cherry pie
Yeah there she was
Like disco superfly

—Marcy Playground

Monday, November 19, 2007

Oh sweet thing

Naughty goth girls love Sex & Candy!

Oh sweet thing, sweet thing
Sugar-baby with your champagne eyes
And your saint-like smile....

—Van Morrison

Saturday, November 3, 2007

Lollipop lollipop

Call my baby lollipop
Tell you why
His kiss is sweeter than an apple pie

—The Chordettes

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

The Real Cover

Blogger played magic tricks with the cover (below), which I think is somewhat surreal. But this is the real cover for the marvelous book, featuring stories by writers including Shanna Germain, Donna George Storey, Radclyffe, and Tenille Brown. Full contents to be revealed shortly.

Sex & Candy

I am a sweet collection of 22 stories edited by Rachel Kramer Bussel and published by Pretty Things Press. Stop by soon for table of contents and free candy!